The Republican debate of the eight dwarfs was an immense spectacle of misinformation, anti-science bias and small minded parochialism. It was like a throwback to the Cold War era when the times were simpler, the enemy visible and the black and white contrast starker than now…
An anachronism more like a beauty contest of ignoramus than a real political debate…
Still Presidential candidate Gov. Rick Perry of Texas made the biggest impression by questioning the existence of Social Security, the existence of climate change, earth, wind and fire and even bringing poor old Galileo into it when denying evolution…
My advise to Texas governor Rick Perry, is this:
Rick, if you don’t believe in climate change when the forests and people’s homes are burning and all of your state is on fire — then you are about as dim as they come from the funny farm.
I can understand about your not believing in evolution seeing as you haven’t benefited from it — but even Homo Neadertalis doesn’t want you as kin.
So go back home now, pray for rain and rebuilt your gutted fire department to douse the Texas fires and then get back to us about what to do with the long term drought. Because it seems you are clueless about this too, we have some scientific suggestion to sort this out.
As a matter of fact, we propose you do a “Rain Dance” nightly, around the capitol dome – naked – and see where this goes and what kind-a-birds it attracts…
It will surely reduce unemployment and create a whole new class of jobs leading to Texas style employment and gainful merriment. My feeling is that more than a few new Willie Nelsons will emerge writing ballads about the funny in the head and naked dancing “Guvernoor”.
Or at any rate several “willies” will emerge. Period…
How is that for job creation Texas style John Wayne?
Is this working for you cowboy?
Yours,
Pano
PS:
Apologies to the rightful heirs of the Rain Dance, the noble First people of Texas who have been decimated, their drumming circles silenced and sadly nobody dances anymore…
